Here are my favorites:
"How do I get my mobile to say my e-mails are sent from an iPhone?"
— Sent from my Blackberry Device
— Sent from my Blackberry Device
CLIENT: Could you Photoshop it so that I look like less of an asshole?
ME: I’m sorry, how…?
CLIENT: My employees say I look like an asshole in this picture, so take care of it.
ME: Can you ask them how you look like -
CLIENT: Look, my employees are ignorant idiots, just fix it.
ME: Oh, I think I see it now.
"We have a few gramerical corrections to make."
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